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Joke of the Day

"Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them."

"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"

"We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago"

"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""

"My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming ""HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!"" and hung up. Should make him wonder a lil bit."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls."

"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."

"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"