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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."

"Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race? I've finally turned a corner in my career."

"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."

"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"

"How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone."

"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."

"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."

"Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper"

"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."