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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."
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"A man gets a quote tattooed on his dick. He goes home to his wife who says, ""stop trying to put words in my mouth!"""
"A non-smoker says to a smoker ""Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?"" The smoker replied, ""Hypothetically, yes."""
"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."
"What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common? They can both bring out the child from within."
"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."
"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."
"My dentist is hysterical:""just let me put the tip in. It won't hurt. I have drugs to numb the pain"" Ha. should go see him professionally!"
"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."
"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it doesn't screw."