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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."
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"Pirate joke what I made up What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes? Noob."
"Your mother is such a whore... Groupon is sending me discount rates."
"HOBOSEXUAL A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless."
"What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax."
"Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all ""STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"""
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."
"It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally."
"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"
"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."