130051
Joke of the Day
"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."
Next Joke
"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks."
"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."
"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."
"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"
"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."
"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."
"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."