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Joke of the Day

"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."

"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"

"There's a German shepherd next door who keeps burying under my fence and shitting in the flower bed His dog is just as bad"

"Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments? Because they were for test porpoise only"

"What's the difference between prostitutes and onions? I cry when I cut onions"

"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"

"SCIENCE!!! Hey reddit, are you a 10 on the pH scale? Because you're pretty basic. ^^^^^jk ^^^^^dont ^^^^^kill ^^^^^me"

"What do you call a group of students? A school."