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Joke of the Day

"What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common? They can both bring out the child from within."

"My new record in a 100 m sprint Is 52 meters."

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"

"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""

"Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"

"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."

"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."

"What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way."

"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."