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Joke of the Day

"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."

"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"

"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"

"I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again."

"I hate perforations They're tearable"

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."

"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."

"How did Captain Hook die? Jock itch."

"You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*"

"Waking up with morning wood is one thing, but waking with Elijah Wood is just creepy. I calmed down once I stared into his beautiful eyes."