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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."

"So oxygen went on a second date with potassium That went OK2"

"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""

"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."

"I'm good at telling dad jokes Hi good at telling dad jokes, I'm dad."

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"A lion offspring asked his dad ""What is a world series?"" ""I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"""

"Sushi A bumped into Sushi B on the road one day. What did Sushi A said to Sushi B? Wasaaaabi!"

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit. One fly cuts a fart. The other one says, ""Hey! I'm eatin' here!"""