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Joke of the Day

"A lion offspring asked his dad ""What is a world series?"" ""I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"""

"Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password."

"Boyfriend is talking about taking me on a camping trip. Like, a real one where we'll sleep in a tent and pee outside. Is he mad at me?"

"Why sugars are very unhappy these days? It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!"

"Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people."

"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

"What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed? WasWas"

"What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k"

"Asian kid drinking alcohol under age Call that Jin-yung"