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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"
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"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"
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"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."