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Joke of the Day

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit. One fly cuts a fart. The other one says, ""Hey! I'm eatin' here!"""

"Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember."

"What do you call a talent show where they try to discover a porn star with singing talent? The Sex factor"

"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"

"My grandfather gave me some sound advice when on his deathbed... ""It's worth investing in good speakers."" he said."

"What do you call two gay Scotsmen? Ben Dover and Phil Mcrakkin"

"What's similar between a 9v battery and an asshole? Your tongue ends up on it even though you know it's wrong."

"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."

"After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji."

"What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? George Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam."