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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"
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"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu."
"Q: How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? A: Have everybody chip in."
"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""
"[lights focus on guy in interrogation room] ""Say it. SAY IT."" *points at sign saying ""Worcestershire Sauce""*"
"""Give it to me,""She begged. ""I'm so wet! Give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."
"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."
"How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace..."