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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"
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"Exponential horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ""Why the log(face)?"""
"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"
"You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water If it sinks: Girl Ant If it floats: Boy ant"
"What's the difference between a walrus and a vagina? One has thick whiskers and smells like fish. The others a WALRUS."
"I don't know why I still tell ""just the tip"" jokes. I'm not even that into them."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Don't get me started"
"TIL that the FDA has recommended a permanent ban on all shredded cheeses be put in place immediately. It's part of an official federal plan to make America grate again."
"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."