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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"
"If you want to get rich why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden."
"I hate when my in-laws come. It's such a bitch to clean."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."
"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"
"In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy. In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction."
"Stop poking me on Facebook uncle Brian it's not cute anymore"
"Mehh ~Goat, sighing.."
"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."