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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"

"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."

"Just ONCE, I'd like took deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood."

"There was an orgy at the camp site last night... ... it was fucking in tents. I'll show myself out..."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa"

"There are 10 types on people in the world Those that understand binary code and those that don't."

"If you get divorced in West Virginia... Are you still considered brother and sister?"