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Joke of the Day
"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."
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"Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $1.79, and deer nuts are right under a buck."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"
"What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment? That's insensitive, you retard."
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater"
"An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive."
"There are only 10 bad people in the world.. And i get Christmas cards from 9 of them."
"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."