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"I hate when my in-laws come. It's such a bitch to clean."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... It runs out faster for fat people."
"inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? none, occupy protesters can't change anything."
"I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is."
"I thought Angry Birds was what I get from other drivers."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise. The librarian says, ""Sure, what Volume would you like?"""
"What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D"
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"
"How do you get a fire started? You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting..."
"a Guy walks down an American street. He sees a policeman and wave. Later the same day the police explain to the press: ''It was self-defence, he had a gun in his hand somewhere''"