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Joke of the Day
"If you want to get rich why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden."
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"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"
"Two Nuns are Bike Riding Through Town... One looks to the other, says, ""I've never came this way before!"", to which she replies ""Yeah I know! It's gotta be the cobblestones."""
"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"
"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."
"What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind? Oh, the huge-manatee"
"Teenage Jesus: Hey dad, why you wearing that crucifix? God: It's an idea I have for a public holiday. TJ: Huh? G: It's complicated."
"5-year-old: How many pull-ups can you do? Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses? Me: Almost 1."
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for an hour... light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."