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Joke of the Day

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."

"So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks."

"""Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted,"" said my dad. ""Are you kidding? Really?!"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""

"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."

"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."

"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."

"Whenever I feel like I'm starting to lose my mind, I just run a few ideas by my cat and then I feel better."

"Your mama is so fat... Her alphabet is the KFCs"

"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"

"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."