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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Superman sees Superwoman? He becomes the Man of Steel"
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"What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom? Your parents would know! * My friend said this to me since I'm an only child *"
"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"
"I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me... When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""
"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"
"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK???? If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife"
"As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum."""