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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO YOU THINK???? If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife"

"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."

"I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'"

"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."

"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"

"Just found out my wife has cooties. I'm headed to the clinic to get tested. So many emotions right now"""

"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."

"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"