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Joke of the Day
"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"
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"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."
"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"
"I just want to bring your heart to it's knees. ... And while you're down there..."
"It's cute how alcohol comes in a paper bag so when you hit rock bottom you have something to hyperventilate into."
"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""
"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."