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Joke of the Day

"As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum."""

"A woman with a lazy eye was having an affair.. They said she was seeing someone on the side."

"My favorite Caesar quote. ""Pizza! Pizza!"""

"I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless I'll find my own way out"

"Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that."

"What subject did the Warlock major in at University? Fel-osophy"

"Why is it so tough to please girls? They take classes on mass debating."

"Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning."

"Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA"

"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"