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Joke of the Day
"As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum."""
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"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !"
"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""
"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"
"Don't steal. That's the government's job."
"Why does Beyonce sing the song ""to the left""? Because black people have no rights..."
"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
"Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is."
"""Every child's a gift."" ""Your 'gift' is eating his own boogers right now."" ""..."" ""I hope you saved the receipt."""
"The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo"