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Joke of the Day

"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"

"Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin"

"Stepped into a spot this morning, where my dog had an accident. Unfortunately for her, taxidermy comes before training in the phone book"

"What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake of course!"

"It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle. She tried putting batteries in it."

"Why do neurologists think they're God? Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!"

"Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is ""great"" and ""awesome."""

"A tornado is about 5 minutes away and our satellite is out. I hope our house lands somewhere where the cable works!"

"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."

"What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back."