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Joke of the Day

"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"

"My dad's the real winner of this election... He passed away last week."

"I had a job interview yesterday, I poured myself a glass of water and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%."""

"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"

"Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats"

"Don't you hate when the whole movie theater's empty, but someone sits right next to you? I know you do, that's why I do it."

"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"

"Why shouldn't Donald Trump take Viagra as President? Instead of Melania, he will try to f*** every Juan."

"How do you call a joke that is not funny? Lame."

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."