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Joke of the Day

"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"

"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the walls because they are black"

"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."

"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"do you know what 6.9 is? It's a period ruining a beautiful thing."

"Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas? When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter."

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"

"What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground? #Deadpeople"