22667

Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""

"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"

"Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album."

"Life is a suicide mission."

"What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match? Fire Quackers"

"I feel a bit overdressed here at WalMart because my pajamas match."

"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"

"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"

"Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!"

"Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change."