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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Donald Sterling is having a child? Paula Dean is the mother."

"It's totally amazing how cars run on dinosaur poop or however the fuck fossils work. I'm not a dinosaur scientition over here. Fuck's sake."

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"

"Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us....."

"For some reason, my girlfriend asked how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer..."

"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"

"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device."