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Joke of the Day

"My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating O Mg"

"You guys wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Wait, it would probably come out wrong..."

"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."

"I forgot my coffee this morning so I'm gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe."

"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."

"Look at your disgusting balls. That's LITERALLY exactly what Jesus wants them to look like. #Bible"

"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space"

"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."