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Joke of the Day
"Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans..."
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"In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes. You know - comic relief."
"""Waiter, I'd like to send this back"" -m'am, I believe that's your husband."
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