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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"

"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"

"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."

"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"

"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"

"Why did the girlfriend of a guy trying to pay down $20K in debt leave him? No eating out."

"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"

"Hey Reddit, Guess What? Chicken Butt..."

"The other day I managed to start my computer up with the touch of a random button I guess you could call it F8"

"Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?"