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Joke of the Day

"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."

"[text] I'm very hungry but I'm sick and tired of the food at my work! ;( Maybe I'll try bringing lunch from home?!"

"Facebook should have a I Don't Give a Shit option next to the Also Block iRL option next to the Would u Like to Send a Nuclear Bomb option."

"You got to hand it to blind prostitutes..."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What do you call a pimp with his whores? A guard and hoes."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""

"A termite walked into a tavern, and asked"" Is the bar tender here?"""

"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"

"what is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boo-loney :D"