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Joke of the Day

"If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it"

"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."

"If Donald trump and Hilary Clinton both go down on a ship who survives? America that's a no brainer"

"I get my wife the same thing every year for Christmas, a dildo and a pair of slippers If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"

"What do you call a black woman who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist asshole."

"Where do Chinese people find work? On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)"

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks. All credit to Emo Phillips."

"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."

"I'd like to buy a bed please. Certainly madam. Spring mattress? Oh no! I want to be able to use it all year."

"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""