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Joke of the Day

"If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it"

"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."

"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"

"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."

"How come squirrels get a pass to bury whatever they want in the park but the cops go crazy when I try to bury one tiny bloody knife?"

"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."

"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."

"Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!"

"How does a rice burner start a street race? With a pilaf."

"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."