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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."
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"What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"The other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's dick. I just find it weird why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him."
"What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !"
"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"
"""Keep bullying the gay kids!"" -Nerds"
"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."
"I wonder if God ever looks down at the waste I've made of my life and thinks to himself, ""He should have been an opossum."""
"Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u."
"""Pharaoh, we have completed the pyramids. They align to communicate with the galaxy"" Sweet. Hey look at these stupid cats I drew LOL"