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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist asshole."
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"Friend: ""I just blew a speaker in my car."" Me: ""Which kind?"" Friend: ""Motivational."""
"A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius."
"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""
"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."
"If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach"
"My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr"
"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."
"Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke? Okay, you start."
"Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else."