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Joke of the Day

"Where do Chinese people find work? On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)"

"How do you drown a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole."

"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."

"I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop."

"How do fish get stoned... ...Seaweed."

"whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop an onion"

"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."

"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"

"You learn something new everyday Unless you go to faith school"

"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"