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Joke of the Day

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks. All credit to Emo Phillips."

"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."

"236 luftballoons* * - adjusted for inflation"

"Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria."

"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"

"I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?"

"What breathes out but never in? Your asshole"

"Dont hit me! Thats whats she said. Bazzinga"

"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."

"afraid Alone in my room and and thinking someone is also there lol."