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Joke of the Day

"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."

"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"

"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."

"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"

"I'm starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home."

"What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage"

"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."

"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."

"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."