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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage"
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"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."
"I like to observe people in lines. I'm in Wait Watchers."
"Did you know? That atheism is a non-prophet organization."
"Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance & white girls watch."
"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
"What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say? As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat."
"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"
"I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it"
"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"