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Joke of the Day

"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."

"I want to start a business selling bait for fishing I plan to call it, ""Master Baiters & Tackle"""

"A roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martini, the bartender gives him two and the Roman walks away happy."

"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"

"girl: brrrr it's cold haha me: you... you want my kimono?"

"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"

"My ex had a really weird fetish... She would dress as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."

"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."

"""You got a friend in me"" - your friend's girlfriend"

"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."