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Joke of the Day

"I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds."

"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."

"I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have."

"I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist."

"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"

"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"

"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."

"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!"