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Joke of the Day

"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"

"The ruling that legal papers can now be ""served"" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?"

"Why did Vladimir fall off his bike? He was rushin"

"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."

"Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose? They suspected it of fowl play."

"A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks ""this is healthy"" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything."

"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."

"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."

"You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)"

"Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well."