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Joke of the Day

"Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz? Because they are sold out to crackers!"

"I think my girlfriend would make a good plumber She keeps bringing up old shit from weeks ago."

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? ... a cuCUMber."

"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad!"

"SCARY STORY! Once upon a time there was a little boy. He saw something strange, and, thinking about what he saw, he folded his arms... INTO PAPER AIRPLANES!"

"One good way to prepare for marriage is to have someone come over and critique the way you load the dishwasher."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"

"My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals."

"Why does SnoopDogg carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle!"

"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"