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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."

"Little Timmy lived in Flint But little Timmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was PbSO4"

"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"

"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."

"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"

"How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon? Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you."

"I don't know what the question is.. But violins is not the answer."

"What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo"

"DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*"