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Joke of the Day
"Id like to thank /r/nsfw for getting me through hard times."
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"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"
"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."
"Cs go joke How many CS GO silver ranked players does it take to fix a light bulb. None cause they cant climb the ladder ahahahahahaha"
"If ex asks you to go bungee jumping remember, cord goes around feet not neck, no matter what they tell you."
"What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!"
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"What food is given to ebola patients? Pizza because it can be slipped under the door."
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"
"When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's ""art"" & ""music"". But when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave the hardware store""."