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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"
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"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers. (Come on, it's been 15 years.)"
"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"
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"My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed. His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before. Sorry Gene. We still love you."
"So my friend asks me... ... How do people get Bill from William? I tell him,""The same way you get dick from Richard."""
"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""
"I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders... He responded, ""So you want to see America be destroyed?"" I said, ""No, I want to watch it Bern."""