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Joke of the Day
"Why does SnoopDogg carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle!"
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"You know you're in a shitty bar when the food is colder than your beer."
"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
"I'm dating a feminist historian Not to brag, but I am -*really*- good in bed. She thinks I've been fucking her for thousands of years."
"I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean."
"They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"""If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would you want?"" ""I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."""
"St. Patrick's Day is the day we all watch Ghost and Dirty Dancing in honor of Patrick Swayze."