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Joke of the Day

"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."

"People say musicians are gems I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems, but then I about diamond and carbuncle."

"Why did Sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's There) Not Sally"

"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."

"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."

"My GF spent $49 on a haircut. Had she gone to Petsmart she'd have gotten an ear cleaning, anal gland extraction and a free bandana as well."

"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."

"[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature ""Fly."" [sees bird] GODDAMMIT"

"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."