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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's There) Not Sally"
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"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"
"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."
"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."
"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""
"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."
"Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling."
"Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound."
"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."
"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."