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Joke of the Day
"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."
Next Joke
"Why are defense lawyers the best lovers? Because they're great at getting you off."
"Daisy: how are you Gatsby: great"
"You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't. Good work, skeleton."
"Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH"
"I'm so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn."
"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."
"Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure."
"A wise man once said nothing."
"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."