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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements"
Next Joke
"TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight. Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ...."
"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."
"When Jesus comes back, how will they discover if he's Jesus or Robot Jesus? by giving him the shroud of turing test."
"How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? God."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her"
"BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star"
"Her: I saw this Yoda pen & I thought of you. Me: WHY? YOU THINK I'M 8 OR SOMETHING? Her: No, sorry... Me: Hey, hey, hey! Leave the pen."
"Gay people, man. They're confused... ...and not thinking straight"
"So I have a pretty good fathers day joke Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home"