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Joke of the Day

"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"

"What does Reddit and Dating have in common? It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle."

"Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted."

"Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!"

"I'll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records... But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"What is yellow and lives off beetles? Yoko Ono"

"Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead."